WHAT BILLIONAIRES TASTE LIKE

Ruby was the last person to walk into the club amongst the four billionaires. He shook hands with them and when he got to Fanny, he noticed Fanny stared at him with evil eyes. Fanny had summoned the four of them over the game and his plans to recover her woman, Opula from Ruby, whom he perceived to be having sex with her by now; for he wondered what they were doing all the period he refused to answer his call.

Zhang ordered four bottles of Champagne, lumps of roasted boneless beef from ram and a pack of cigar. He specially made an order of a stripper for himself while they had the meeting. All along Fanny had pulled a frown and everyone noticed the fire in his eyes. The rest of them drank and crunched the spicy roasted beef while Fanny kept to himself as he boiled in rage, only managing to smoke his personal cigar.

“Fanny’s message woke me up this morning,” said Zhang, rubbing on the big buttocks of the stripper that tweaked in front of him.

“Same here,” said Johnson, “The message has a pressing need for us to meet.”

“And I thought he was in for trouble or something,” Ruby added, dimming his eyes as his cigar caught the flame from the lighter.

“What trouble could be more than losing the one you love to your friend because of some silly game,” Fanny said angrily, feeling this rare unrest in him, and struggling to keep his voice down.

“What are you talking about, dude?” Zhang asked, pushing aside the stripper, to look at Fanny make another comment.

“Of course we all know what I am talking about. I am done with this dirty game thing. I want to quit and have my Opula back. I can’t keep to myself anymore. I can’t keep lying I am in Japan for business while I know very well I am in Beijing. This game is not working this time,” he said.

“What game isn’t working?” asked Johnson, “We have been playing this game for years now and enjoying it, in fact we had plans of introducing it to the world and make the people have fun and make money, so what are you talking about?”Property belongs to Nôvel(D)r/ama.Org.

“Ruby knows what I am talking about,” Fanny said, and smoked hard. “He has my girl and has been fucking her. Do you think I don’t know?”

“What the fuck are you ranting about?” Ruby shouted at him, “Did I snatch your girl from you? We played a game and you had the chance to give up your girl or your cash. But you gave up your girl and now you are sounding like a broken record.”

“Who is sounding like a broken record, mother fucker?” Fanny yelled, standing up to confront Ruby.

“You asshole.” replied Ruby, standing and coming at Fanny.

“Heh, heh, heh,” Zhang stood up between them, pushing them apart, “You too are not going to fight before my stripper.”

Johnson murmured, “I haven’t seen billionaires fight before over a girl, so gross.”

“Now you two sit down.” Zhang commanded them and they remained heady to sit, shooting their stares at each other. “I said sit your fucking ass down,” he commanded yet again and they reluctantly sat down. “What is wrong with you two?” he said, and the stripper tweaked her ass around him, distracting him from talking. Furiously, he dug out wads of dollars from his briefcase and sprayed on her, “Bitch go write Christmas on the ass of some other dude, I’m busy with my guys,” he said, spanked her firm buttocks and the stripper picked up the dollars and cat-walked out of their presence. “Now as I was saying, Fanny you are going out of the context of the game. You had a fair chance of keeping your woman and paying up the one billion sum to Ruby but you declined, yes you declined; meaning you don’t nurse feelings for her, she is some random bitch that writes Christmas on your ass. Now Ruby is chilling with her and you are showing up with some Romeo’s face. What’s up bro, we aint kids.”

Fanny sat, shaking his head and writhing in anger.

“Yes we aint kids,” replied Johnson, “Come on Fanny some time ago I played the chase game with you and you won. I gave you one point five billion dollars just to save my woman because I had feelings for her, I didn’t want you to chill with her for one month which could make her call you by her name and fall madly in love with you. That is it. We have been playing this game peacefully without offing gloves so what’s with you behaving like a granny’s ass now?”

Fanny shouted, “Heh aint behaving like a granny’s ass, OK. I haven’t felt the way I am feeling right now for her, and I am begging to quit the game. I can write Ruby a cheque for one billion dollars right now and reclaim my woman.”

Oh Jupiter’s ass!” exclaimed Zhang, “You know the rules of the game which says no quitting until one month of chilling with your woman,”

“Ruby who had been quiet all along said, “He should be grateful I have nothing to do with her.”

“You lie, motherfucker. I saw you two the other day loved up at the grocery store. What do you call that?” Fanny barked.

“What the hell are you talking about, guitar boy? Listen up. Ruby is a rich young man that has blood flowing in his veins and not red wine, and Opula is a pretty girl that has feelings too. You don’t expect them to sit around and sing praise and worship for one month without doing the do.”

With his face turning blue, Fanny stood up, kicked away the bottles of Champagne which smashed on the floor and spilled radically. The guys flinched and frowned at him. He stared at them and walked away furiously, and his security joined him.

Evil was at the corner…